Either you think this is the greatest Bat Mitzvah party ever…or you think that this Jewish American Princess and her dad are busy creating a whole new level of stereotype for us Jews to overcome. These Long Islanders are out of their minds…and we all know that the question of someone trying to top this isn’t a matter of if, but when.
As much as I love to hate on this crap though, I’m sure those guests had an experience they’ll never forget…until the Cohens from down the street hire U2 and Bruce Springsteen for little Rachel’s big day. I just think it sucks that they may not remember Elizabeth as much as they remember Steven Tyler’s big mouth. Just for the record, if anybody wants to throw me a second Bar Mitzvah party, I want live performances by Pharrell, Jack Johnson, and Green Day. By the way, I looked up the meaning of "Shrayen" in the Yiddish Dictionary Online so you wouldn’t have to. It means "shout, cry out, or yell." …I didn’t come up with the title though…credit for the title and photo goes to tabloidbaby. Thanks. [via]
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Recent Comments
December 3, 2005 at 10:41 pm
“..and we all know that the question of someone trying to top this isn’t a matter of if, but when.”
… ah….so true..! and the memory of this one would be quickly discarded.
December 4, 2005 at 2:01 am
you ought to give credit for the PHOTO and for the “Get rich” line to tabloidbaby@blogspot.com
and give props to tabloid baby….
December 4, 2005 at 2:03 am
that’s http://tabloidbaby.blogspot.com
December 4, 2005 at 3:16 pm
and may i point out that kenny g, stevie nicks, and tom petty was on the same bill w/ 50!! i;m all for making a quick buck within legitimate bounds but 50’s marketing tool is solely based on the idea of street cred than how will this episode be explained by Team 50?
December 4, 2005 at 3:42 pm
I gave tabloidbaby credit! Thanks all.
January 12, 2006 at 10:04 am
U2 would make a super crappy Bar Mitzvah band. Bono would go off on how your Bar Mitzvah means your’re now a man which makes you closer to dying and how one Bar Mizvah party could pay for 9.672 wells in Africa blah blah blah.